Schwiegermutter

11. Juni 2010

Wiedereinmal sitze ich in der Arbeit. Nur noch wenige Stunden bis zum Wochenende.
Bei uns im Büro wird häufig Gebrauch gemacht von einem bestimmten Büroartikel, der in jedem Büro zu finden ist.
Nämlich der mit dem komischen Namen, "Schwiegermutter".
Das ist das Zangenartige Ding, mit dem man bereits getackerte Heftklammern wieder entfernt.
Schon komisch. Wieso heisst das Ding überhaupt Schwiegermutter?
Vielleicht, weil viele Schwiegermütter Schuld daran sind das Eheleute sich trennen?
Hmmm!!! Keine Ahnung!
Auf jeden Fall hatte ich gehofft, im Internet eine Antwort darauf zu finden.
Da ich aufgrund der Arbeit nicht viel Zeit habe, habe ich direkt im Wikipedia nachgesehen.
Hat mir nicht viel geholfen. Denn da steht nur folgendes drinnen.

"Ein Klammerentferner (gelegentlich auch Schwiegermutter, Hof’sche Klammer, Affenzahn, Klammeräffchen, Entklammerer, Klammerschlange, Enttackerer oder Enthefter genannt) ist ein Werkzeug zum einfachen Entfernen von Heftklammern aus Papier oder Holz. Das Werkzeug ist materialschonend. Größere Heftgeräte haben teilweise einen Klammerentferner integriert."

Einmal fragte mich sogar eine Kollegin folgendes: "Kannst du mir bitte deine Schwiegermutter geben?" und ich ganz verwirrt, "Ähhmm, ich habe keine Schwiegermutter, bin nicht verheiratet."
Dann fing sie an sich kaputt zu lachen.
Denn sie meinte eigentlich das Ding und keine menschliche Schwiegermutter.

Naja, was man alles so erlebt!?

Kommentare

 

hahahaha hey das ist ja wie bei uns in der Arbeit. Da hab ich mich vor ein paar Monaten auch ganz schön blamiert. Ich hab die Schwiegermutter immer nur "dieses Ding zum rausziehen der Klammern" gennant (ich wusste nicht, dass es so heißt)

 

man sollte den hefter, schwiegervater nennen! :-D

 

SO sollte man das ding nennen.

 

was ist lod linda? probleme mit dem ex?

 

ja linda was is lod?

 

alles im lod :D

 

hahaha
aber eig. voll Sinnlos, es Schwiegermutter zu nennen... Klammern-Entferner wär doch sinngemäßer :D

 

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ich hab gar nicht gewusst, dass das ding schwiegermutter heiißt.
aber würde für meine exsschwiegermütter zutreffen.

 

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