1. Er ist ein Mann seines Wortes.
   „ I don’t repeat myself! I don’t repeat myself!“ – Donald Trump
   „While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct." – Donald Trump

2. Er schafft Arbeitsplätze.
   „I could never have imagine that firing 67 people on national televison would actually make me more popular.“ – Donald Trump

3. Er lehrt uns, dass Gewalt keine Lösung ist.
   "When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough." - Donald Trump

4. Er ist bescheiden.
   „I will be the greatest jobs president that God has ever created!“ – Donald Trump

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5. Er ist charmant.
   „She (Heidi Klum) is no longer a 10“ – Donald Trump
   „How does she (Rosie O’Donnell) even get on television? If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie. I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, "Rosie, you're fired." We're all a little chubby but Rosie's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness - Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out." – Donald Trump

6. Er wird niemals untergriffig.
   „Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she (Rivalin Carly Fiorina) is a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?" – Donald Trump
   „@ariannahuff (Arianna Huffington) is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision" –Donald Trump
   „Be careful, Lyin' Ted [Cruz], or I will spill the beans on your wife!“ – Donald Trump
   
    
7. Er bleibt auf dem Boden der Tatsachen.
   „ She (Hillary Clinton) should get an award from ISIS as the founder of ISIS“ – Donald Trump
   „He made a deal with the devil. She (Hillary Clinton) ist he Devil!“  - Donald Trump

8. Er erkennt die wirklich wichtigen Werte im Leben.
   „You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” – Donald Trump
   „The point is, you can never be too greedy." – Donald Trump

9. Er ist überaus reif und erwachsen.
   „You’re disgusting! You’re disgusting!“ – Donald Trump (zu einer Frau die für ihr Baby Milch abpumpen wollte)

10. Er weiß, was einen wahren Präsidenten ausmacht.
    „@mplefty67: If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?“ – Donald Trump

11. Er hat eine realistische Selbstwahrnehmung.
    „All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” – Donald Trump
    “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” – Donald Trump
    „My IQ is one of the highest – and you know it! Please don’t feel stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.“ – Donald Trump
     

12. Er ist stets unvoreingenommen und bedient sich keiner Klischees.
     „And isn’t it funny. I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black guys counting my money! I hate it […]The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day“ – Donald Trump
    “I think the guy (ein schwarzer Angestellter) is lazy […] And it’s probably not his fault because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. It’s not anything they can control.” – Donald Trump
    „The Mexican Government is forcing their most unwanted people into the United States. They are, in many cases, criminals, drug dealers, rapists, etc." – Donald Trump

13. Er ist fair und weiß, was Amerika wirklich braucht.
    “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” – Donald Trump  

14. Er setzt sich für die Umwelt und das Klima in den USA ein.
    „It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!” – Donald Trump

15. Er ist ein guter Vater.
    „I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” – Donald Trump

16. Er zieht logische Schlüsse.
    “The other candidates — they went in, they didn’t know the air conditioning didn’t work. They sweated like dogs...How are they gonna beat ISIS? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.” – Donald Trump

Und zu guter Letzt…

17. Er schätzt seine Wähler.
    „ If I were to run [as a president], I’d run as a Republican. They’re the dumbest groupe of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up.“ – Donald Trump